Pigs on the rampage in Southampton

No, it's no the police charging down a protest march!

Apparently, two pot-bellied Vietnamese pigs have been on the loose in Sothuampton sicne Saturday afternoon.

In a somewhat mysterious statement the BBC reported that the police said the incident may have be linked to a "breakdown in the relationship" between the couple which own the farm.

["Oh well, if you're going to be like that I'm going to set the pigs free." "Go on then." "Right I will!"]

The one black and one white pigs have been sighted several times, but so far they remain at large. They're probably motivated to stay away from the arguing couple.